Get in a kitchen with a helpful 5 year old.
Do not replace him with 5 helpful 1 year olds or you'll be in trouble.
Follow this recipe over here .
Run out of the kitchen at least every 8 minutes with your hands covered in whatever ingredient you're using at the time to see if the little girl who is screaming like she's being murdered actually need any assistance.
Go back after confirming she was just reacting to her sister drooling on her teddy.
Explain to the helpful 5 year old that not all the girls are crying babies and that someday he will probably enjoy their company very much. Blush when he asks " like you mommy?".
Put your pie in the oven and prepare dinner while your son is entertaining your daughters by wrestling with the dog while they cheer him on.
Rescue your son when he had enough rolling around in the floor with a dog bigger than him but the dog is still in the mood for more.
Take the pie out of the oven
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