So... I woke up today, got out of bed and jumped in the shower.
Well.. not *jumped*... dragged myself there.
All clean up I went to get dressed, toothbrush hanging from my mouth trying to find clean underwear on my bag.
And then it happened: i tried to close my bra and it refused! I tried another and just as stubbornly as the first it didn't cooperate.
Fine! Whatever. Bras are overrated... baaahhh
But... but... my dress didn't fit either! Or any of my shirts.
I ran to the mirror and saw the problem: I grew boobs overnight.
What is this pregnancy doing to me? I can't see my feet... and it's not only my belly that's getting in the way.
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