This is what happens when you don't reply.

"Maybe you were abducted by aliens…
Or attacked by zombies.
Did you use a chainsaw?
Do you have a chainsaw?
You should get a chainsaw in case you are ever attacked by zombies.
I’m just saying."

— Some girl on gmail, trying to talk to her absent friend.

No idea who.

Someone weird, probably. 

:P

Note to self: Using my own quotes is narcissistically  fun!